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Sports Loyalty

“Loyalty to any one sports team is pretty hard to justify. Because the players are always changing, the team can move to another city, you’re actually rooting for the clothes when you get right down to it. You know what I mean, you are standing and cheering and yelling for your clothes to beat the clothes from another city. Fans will be so in love with a player but if he goes to another team, they boo him. This is the same human being in a different shirt, they hate him now. Boo! Different shirt! Boo!” – Jerry Seinfeld, The Label Maker

This routine by Jerry Seinfeld has always stood out in my mind. My whole life I’ve been a die hard fan of the Detroit Tigers. It doesn’t matter who wears the Old English D if the player is a Tiger I root for them. Kenny Rogers, for example, was not a popular player when he was on the Texas Rangers. Most thought negatively when his name was mentioned, however when the game to the Tigers, he instantly became a hero to the city, (especially after his magical postseason in 2006).

It also brings up a separate question: When is it okay to boo your players or your team? If your loyalty belongs to the team and not the player, is it okay to boo an individual athlete when they screw up? I think so because, in this situation, they are personally disgracing the uniform they wear.

Jason Grilli is the perfect example. He was a horrible player, I knew for sure he would give up a lead whenever he came in the game to pitch. When the fans booed him, he got what he deserved. On a personal level, I never boo (except extreme cases, i.e. Grilli), because it’s because I’m too optimistic with the Tigers. I always feel the team can pull out of whatever funk they are in.

A Tigers Resume?

I got a nasty comment back on my old WordPress blog when I posted something about the 2006 Tigers. It called me something like a fake johnny-come-lately Detroit Tigers fan. He asked me to post where I was in 2003 (the year we lost 119 games). He also wanted to know my Tigers Resume, whatever that means. I’ve never thought about putting a “tigers resume” together, but I’ll bite on his stupid comment and give you my resume.

I have been a Tigers fan for as long I can remember. I still remember walking through the tunnel of Tiger Stadium when I was young and seeing the bright green grass shine off of the hot summer sun. Baseball has always been the sport of my heart and the Tigers have always been my team. I’ve held season tickets many times over, including 1999, 2000, 2001, and 2003. I was one of the first fans ever to enter the gates of Comerica Park, we got there on opening day at 7am and were the first in line!

Favorite Players

  • Alan Trammell
  • Kirk Gibson
  • Mickey Tettleton
  • Travis Fryman
  • Bobby Higginson
  • Gabe Kapler
  • Brad Ausmus
  • Jose Macias
  • Gregg Jefferies
  • Dean Palmer
  • Todd Jones
  • Jeff Weaver
  • Brandon Inge
  • Justin Verlander
  • Ivan Rodriguez
  • Curtis Granderson
  • Kenny Rogers
  • Magglio Ordonez
  • Placido Polanco
  • Armando Galarraga
  • Austin Jackson

My sister and her boyfriend when we went to see the Tigers play the Cubbies in Chicago in 2000. We won the game that day and some drunk Cubs fan grabbed our Tigers flag right after I took this photo (yes, we got our flag back).

The Bee Movie

“What is the deal with Bees? I mean come on, why are they so small? And why… do the like honey?”

Okay, now just picture me saying that in a Seinfeld accent. Still not amused? Okay, let’s get to this review. I promise not to use too many bee jokes or one-liners, but I admit it will be hard to resist.  As every hardcore Seinfeld fan knows, most of the titles of his episodes were very simple and followed the same formula: The Contest, The Junior Mint, The Virgin, The Bubble Boy. So it was no surprise to me, that his movie was called, “The Bee Movie.”

Jerry Seinfeld plays a bumblebee named Barry Bee Benson (notice the clever alliteration) who has just finished college and is ready to head out in the bee world as a honey worker.  However, he flies outside with the other worker bees whose job it is to pollinate flowers and discovers the magic that is the human race.

Once out there his life is saved by a sweet woman named Vanessa Bloome (Renee Zellweger). He breaks a cardinal bee rule and speaks to her, and surprisingly enough, she’s not that freaked out by it. Bloome shows him all about the outside world and makes a startling discovery! Humans are making honey and selling it without prior bee permission! This enrages Barry and with the help of his new friend, decided the sue the whole human race. A hilarious courtroom drama ensues and Barry must deal with the consequences of the court’s verdict.

The Bee Movie is not for everyone. I wonder how many kids will really enjoy the movie. I know I have tried to get my three-year-old daughter to watch it a few times, and she lost interest rather quickly. I on the other hand really enjoyed the movie and I suspect many other fans of Jerry Senfiend’s comedy will enjoy the movie as well. Zellweger’s very sweet voice is soothing to listen too, and Patrick Warburton just has to speak and he makes me laugh. Three out of four stars.